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Suicide Bombings
Author: rich02 10th, 2007
Do you reckon that suicide bombers ever call in sick?
read comments (0)Proof that 2=0
Author: rich02 3rd, 2007
- a = b
- a – b – 2 = a – b – 2
- a(a – b – 2) = b(a – b – 2)
- aa – ab – 2a = ab – bb – 2b
- aa – ab = ab – bb – 2b + 2a
- aa – ab = ab + 2a – bb – 2b
- a(a – b) = a(b + 2) – b(b + 2)
- a(a – b) = (a – b)(b + 2)
- a = b + 2
- b = b + 2
- Therefore, 0 = 2
Proof that 1=0
Author: rich02 3rd, 2007
- a = b + 1
- (a-b)a = (a-b)(b+1)
- aa – ab = ab + a – bb – b
- aa – ab -a = ab + a -a – bb – b
- a(a – b – 1) = b(a – b – 1)
- a = b
- b + 1 = b
- Therefore, 1 = 0



































